7.\tOn blue days you can become paranoid that everyone is out to get you.
8.\tThis is not always such a bad thing.
9.\tYou feel frustrated and anxious, which can induce a nail-biting frenzy that can escalate into a triple-chocolate-mud-cake-eating frenzy in a blink of an eye!
10.\tOn blue days you feel like you’re floating in an ocean of sadness.
11.\tYou’re about to burst into tears at any moment and you don’t even know why.
12.\tUltimately, you feel like you’re wandering through life without purpose.
13.\tYou’re not sure how much longer you can hang on,
14.\tand you feel like shouting, “Will someone please shout me!”
15.\tIt doesn’t take much to bring on a blue day.
16.\tYou might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,
17.\tfind some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose.
18.\tYou could forget your date’s name or have an embarrassing photograph published.
19.\tYou might get dumped, divorced, or fired, make a fool of yourself in public, be afflicted with a demeaning nickname,
20.\tor just have a plain old bad-hair day.
21.\tMaybe work is a pain in the butt.
22.\tYou’re under major pressure to fill someone else’s shoes,
23.\tyour boss is picking on you,
24.\tand everyone in the office is driving you crazy.
25.\tYou might have a splitting headache,
26.\tor a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache, chronic gas, dry lips,
27.\tor a nasty ingrown toenail.
28.\tWhatever the reason, you’re convinced that someone up there doesn’t like you.
29.\tOh what to do, what to do…?
30.\tWell, if you’re like most people,
31.\tyou’ll hide behind a flimsy belief that everything will sort itself out.
32.\tThen you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder,
33.\twaiting for everything to go wrong all over again.
34.\tAll the while becoming cru